Movies not to watch

I think my readership probably quintupled by my wonderful fiance linking to my dorky proposal :)

I have more worthy things to write about but I thought I would ease break the ice with this public service announcement:

DO NOT WATCH ULTRAVIOLET.




I don't think it would be worth it to explain why, I think most people will take my word for it. I'm sure in the studio the thought process was something like:

Studio Ex #1: Futuristic movies have been doing well lately, we should make one
Studio Ex #2: I agree, how about we put Mila Jovovich in some leather?
Studio Ex #1: I like the way you think, what should be the plot?
Studio Ex #2: I don't think we need one, do we?
Studio Ex #1: Probably not.

And that was that, at least I hope so cause if not it's just sad.